The Contestants: Twenty Elves
The Conditions: Unbareable
The Prize: One Million Djunian Dollars
The Satire: Drukkin' Merciless

It is the Shards Era. Cutter is about to announce that Ember will form her own tribe. Suddenly, the elves are told the War for the Shards will have to be postponed. Instead twenty of them will be journeying to the farflung island of Beacon, just north of the southern continent of Hearthstone, home of Cam Triompe. There, under the watchful eyes of their host, Teir, they will compete against each other for 51 grueling, anachronistic days. So get ready for famine, treachery, and all the irrevence this webmistress can come up with.
 
Cast: The interviews of our twenty contestants.

Survivor 101: Ground rules for Survivor virgins.

Episode 1: Welcome to Beacon

Episode 2: Let the Games Begin

Episode 3: A Sudden Storm

Episode 4: Nightmares and Nightgowns

Episode 5: Switch Play

Episode 6: The Plot Sickens

Episode 7: Gone Fishin'

Episode 8: Let's Get Ready to Rumble

Episode 9: The Merge

Episode 10: New Blood Will Be Spilled

Episode 11: Power Politics

Episode 12: Return of the Token Celebrity Guest Star

Episode 13: Yowza! It's the Token Celebrity Guest Star Extravaganza!

Episode 14: End of an Empire

Episode 15: Halfway Home

Episode 16: Prelude to a Massacre

Episode 17: The Final Four [Part One][Part Two][Part Three]

Conclusion: The votes are in!

Updates: Where are they in the Now?

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